Flutes: all the girly girls play flute, half of the people that play flute have very strict parents that probably made them play the flute and of course, we can't forget, the
one boy
Clarinets: stuck up meanies that make people cry. Most likely you
will find them talking shit about someone.
Oboes: most of them are
horse girls or pterodactyl boys
Trumpets: fun to hang around out of band, but in band you can find them in their little
trumpet cult talking shit about woodwinds
French horn: not many of them, very quiet, but when you get to know them they are crackheads.
Will most likely form a french horn cult once they find their french horn buddies.
Trombone: 1 out of the three of them can actually play. Pretty cool people though. Half of the
time they only play
one note, SOOOOOOO
Euphoniums: When you'
re having a conversation with them, just know they might randomly start talking about their instrument.
Tubas:
will either be really tall/big or really short/small. 3/4 they can actually play the right notes.
Bassoons: very quiet
Saxophones: crackheads who don't listen to rules
My Cand Class-
Flutes
"Omg rebecca did you see what Jessica was wearing"
Clarinets
"You see that
girl, yeah she is so annoying, can't wait until she finds out no
one likes her"
Oboes
"DID SOMEONE SAY SOMETHING ABOUT HORSES"
Trumpets: "Brass is superior. Brass is superior! BRASS IS SUPERIOR!!! WE ARE BETTER THAN ALL OF YOU!"
French
horn
"Hey so
like, I was wondering, đø ýöų wæņþ ťõ jőíń øűŕ çųłţ"
Trombone
"
Yo I don't know why I chose trombone, I can't even play LMFAO"
Euphoniums
"YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT A EUPHONIUM IS!!! EWW GET AWAY FROM ME!! IDIOT!"
Tubas
*in squicky voice* "can someone help me I can't hold my
tuba anymore"
-small tuba boy
Bassoons
"•_•"
Saxophones
"Bro stop playing, she said not to play"
"Its fine, she won't notice"
This is just "My Band Class" . Also where are my
french horns?
