an awkward placement of hairs above the upper lip making not a mustache but a grouping of uncouth follicles. Is now the fashion sensation furiously sweeping the nation. Made famous and fashionable by Matthew Banchek.
A father that has a not butt. It’s hard to distinguish where their butt starts in comparison to their back. The fathers posterior portion of the body is straight as a line from upper back to his butt. Theres no noticeable difference at all. The fathers has no junk in his trunk in fact it is suggested that he wears a butt pad to improve his posterior appearance.