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an awkward placement of hairs above the upper lip making not a mustache but a grouping of uncouth follicles. Is now the fashion sensation furiously sweeping the nation. Made famous and fashionable by Matthew Banchek.
"Wow, you might want to shave that dirty banchek, its turning into a mustache."
by Jeremy Harris June 6, 2007
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