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Banana Peel Dick 

1. A word to describe Dan Browns reproductive organs.

2. A term for nasty, grotesque, god awful disgusting male genitalia.

3. Male genitalia that have become deformed due to multiple sexual relations with women that have multiple STD's
You better get that treated, or you're gonna get banana peel dick like Dan Brown.

Did you see the banana peel dick on that guy?!?

Dude, you gotta watch who you sleep with or you're gonna get banana peel dick.

one foot on a banana peel and the other one out the door 

To be in a very precarious position, most commonly used when a person is in imminent danger of being fired from their job.
The way John has been fucking up at work lately, I wouldn't be surprised if he has one foot on a banana peel and the other one out the door.

Dirty Banana Peel 

When you have sex wearing a condom and cum in it. You then put the condom in your partners mouth and have them suck your load out.
The other night I pulled off my rubber shoved it in my girl's mouth and made her suck on the dirty banana peel
Dirty Banana Peel by Reg Dunlop January 6, 2009