Banana Ben 

Take a shit inside your mouth and suck on your dick at the same time. After about 5 minutes you will be able to bleed out of your anus without trying.

Why don't I give you a banana BEN! omgf liek kthxpls. liek pwnt!!1 wholyyy sheit niggg thx j00. kthxbye

Banana Ben by NIG SHIT January 11, 2005

Banana Bender 

Banana benders, people from Queensland, Australia, they are called this as Queensland produces over 90% of Australia's Bananas.

P1:Where are you from?
P2:Queensland
P1: You a Banana Bender?
P2:Yeah

Banana Bender by Ashling Hill July 19, 2012

banana bender 

Alternate name for a resident of Queensland, Australia, where bananas grow and people with nothing better to do put a bend in them.

When I win the lottery I'm going to move to Queensland and become a banana bender.

banana bender by hinterland August 5, 2003

Banana Bender 

A cocktail they sell in South London consisting of banana milkshake, vodka and banana liquor. It's delicious.

"Ohmygod I propa fancy a banana bender in South London, let's do pub quiz aswell!"

Banana Bender by snoooksy September 6, 2011

banana bender 

An Alternate name for a gay person. To be used when you call out at a bunch of gay people.

Hey! You are a bunch of banana benders

banana bender by Tommo8225 October 27, 2006

Chocolate coated banana bender 

A variation of the original "banana bender", but with a chocolaty twist of Brookdale chocolate ice cream topping drizzled on top, hence the name chocolate coated banana bender. Unlike the original you do not need a massage chair for aid of insertion as you have the topping, acting as a lubricant.

Person 1: What did you do last night Tom?
Tom: I gave myself a sweet chocolate coated banana bender last night on the toilet.

Chocolate coated banana bender by Mendax June 23, 2014

banana bender 

The 'banana bender' is most commonly known as a sex position, the recipient freezes a banana. Once frozen the banana is then shelved whilst sitting on a massage chair to aid with insertion.

Person 1:Tom did you receive a banana bender last night?
Tom:Yeah I shelved the whole thing

banana bender by Mendax June 23, 2014