our almighty sock savior, he is a sock and he has blessed us with being bames. Bames makes all the rules and if you don't listen to him you will be disowned by Kloey and Olivia. He knows everything and whoever says he doesn't is lying. Bames is the best living sock in the world and you must love him from now on. ( unless you have a religion, then don't listen to any of this)
Kloey: Bames says not to eat that!
Julian: I don't care, he's just a sock.
Kloey and Oliva: *gasp* you're banned from the table!
Julian: I don't care, he's just a sock.
Kloey and Oliva: *gasp* you're banned from the table!
by KloeyFun December 14, 2018
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by bamesjond June 12, 2010
Get the bames jond mug.Da great stand-up comedian who is so "suave 'n' skillful" dat his audiences often almost thinks he's actually a top-secret spy; they are all unaware dat a lot of da witty ideas for his clever jokes come from his faithful secretary, Miss Punnymany.
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Get the Bames Johnned mug.A Bames fact is when someone answers a question, or makes a statement with what they assume to be correct in a factual manner, when in fact it is completely false.
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A Bames fact is commonly followed up with aggressive insistence, even when shown blatant disproof of the Bames fact.
Rarely upon disproof, a Bames fact can be followed up with wild theories as to how the receiver of the Bames fact is somehow at fault.
IE: "Dude I recorded the conversation, listen to it!" - "That must have came through your speakers wrong"
"Did you know that pizza originated in Asia?"
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"are you sure that isn't a Bames fact?
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