Bames 

our almighty sock savior, he is a sock and he has blessed us with being bames. Bames makes all the rules and if you don't listen to him you will be disowned by Kloey and Olivia. He knows everything and whoever says he doesn't is lying. Bames is the best living sock in the world and you must love him from now on. ( unless you have a religion, then don't listen to any of this)

Kloey: Bames says not to eat that!
Julian: I don't care, he's just a sock.
Kloey and Oliva: *gasp* you're banned from the table!

Bames by KloeyFun December 14, 2018

bames 

When you are out to lunch with your co-workers and need ruin the bathroom with a serious deuce prior to returning to the office.

"Dude, lunch at Senora Tacos was awesome but my stomach just dropped - I gotta bames before we go back to the office!"

bames by marton85 January 12, 2012

bames jond 

a retard version of james bond.

wow, look at mike, he tried to jump from the roof and puled a total bames jond.

i hope i dont pull a bames jond when i try to jump these cars with a moped.

bames jond by bamesjond June 12, 2010

Bames Johnned 

Da great stand-up comedian who is so "suave 'n' skillful" dat his audiences often almost thinks he's actually a top-secret spy; they are all unaware dat a lot of da witty ideas for his clever jokes come from his faithful secretary, Miss Punnymany.

"Good evening, everyone. My name is Johnned --- Bames Johnned. A funny thing happened on my way to the show tonight..."

Bames Johnned by QuacksO February 25, 2020

Bames Fact 

A Bames fact is when someone answers a question, or makes a statement with what they assume to be correct in a factual manner, when in fact it is completely false.

A Bames fact is commonly followed up with aggressive insistence, even when shown blatant disproof of the Bames fact.
Rarely upon disproof, a Bames fact can be followed up with wild theories as to how the receiver of the Bames fact is somehow at fault.
IE: "Dude I recorded the conversation, listen to it!" - "That must have came through your speakers wrong"

"Did you know that pizza originated in Asia?"
"idk man that sounds like a Bames fact"

"I heard somewhere that ----------"
"are you sure that isn't a Bames fact?

Bames Fact by Un0Wh0 April 24, 2021

Baesis 

Your sister (biological or unrelated) that is also your bae.

She is both my baesis for life and basis of life.

Baesis by awesomehuman May 27, 2015

Rais Bages with Creams 

Raisin bagel with cream cheese on it. Usually found at your local convenient store, or like a Dunkin' Donuts or something. Usually good for a quick, cheap snack after school.

Customer: "Can I have a rais bages with creams?"

Cashier: "What?"

Rais Bages with Creams by Krofan January 6, 2010