Ballum

A completely stark naked wank.

My mum caught me having a ballum and there was nothing I could do.

by Rich Irvine April 23, 2008

Ballume

The measurable volume of a man's testicles.

Your ballume is impressively large.

by landryh69 January 28, 2014

Ballum

A synonym for pcilocybin mushrooms, specifically Madonlakki.

Hey Ruihop, wanna go get some ballum?
Sure Jeff, I would love to trip on some ballum!

by LoraxMaster September 6, 2023

Ballume

Volume or weight of a man's balls

Wow! That guy has a lot of ballume! Did you see how big they were!? They were like ten pounds!

by TwinsiesInDisguise! July 12, 2011

Ballum

To win a competitive event with ease

"dat game was pure ballum blud"

by mr wordy mcword February 3, 2007

Ballum-rancum

A ball where all of the dancers are theives and prostitutes.

'E 'ad a 'ell uv a ballum-rancum 't thursday.

by Bob Prochko September 21, 2005

Ballum and borter

An epic experimental hip hop group

Ballum and borter is epic.

by Monkey time🧐🧐🧐🧐 October 25, 2018