Ballsy Marge

Noun: A beast of a woman (we think?) that stalks the halls of Stevenson College. She is a legend both inside and outside of the bedroom. If everyone is too big of a pussy to do something incredibly stupid or disgusting, Ballsy Marge was the go-to person. She's done some crazy shit that most of us wouldn't be proud of.

Example 1: Ballsy Marge was the first person to climb Tree 9. She then proceeded to jump down onto a freshman and crush him to death. She looked the kid's parents straight in the eye and said "It wasn't me." Then she fucked the parents. Fucking ballsy.

Example 2: Ballsy Marge is ballsy enough to shower in the suicide chamber. Every day. She gave the shower stall that name because anyone tough enough to shower in that stall ended up committing suicide.

by xXKAPPAkappaKAPPAXx October 5, 2009

Magenta Balls

Masturbating 5 minutes before No Nut November starts, and once it hits midnight you have to stop immediately.
If you win you get one final nut before November

But if you lose You get severe blue balls, so much they they turn to a darker shade and eventually turn a megenta colour by the end of it.

“Hey did you hear about Alex?, I herd he got severe Megenta Balls”
“What are Magenta Balls?
“Where you have to start Beating your meat 5 minutes before no nut November and after it hits midnight you have to immediately stop, and if you don’t but you get blue balls so bad they turn Magenta”

by Zinox_Hd October 28, 2018