Ballsteam

Balls that steam.

There are two cases of Ballsteam, one being more severe than the other.

1.When your sitting on the toilet, and the heat from your scrotum mixes with the moisture of the toilet water. This phenomenon usually occurs when taking a shit after working out.

2. Some people are born with ball's that steam constantly throughout the day. It's hereditary.

Ballsteam by jrekd March 8, 2010

Balltearer 

When something is so god damn awesome that the only word to explain it is balltearer

Fuck that song was a serious balltearer

Balltearer by PattyC09 December 2, 2009

ballstack

This occurs when a man is laying on his side with his legs closed and one of his testicles positions itself down and the other on top of it.

I get a ballstack when I lay down. Usually the right ball on top of the left ball. Ha ha... made you look! Now go wash your damn hand.

ballstack by JoeyBomm April 25, 2020

Ballsamic Vinegar

The pungent, vinegar-scented sweat that builds around the scrotum on a hot day or after physical activity.

What a game! I've got to hit the shower to wash off all of this ballsamic vinegar before my girl friend comes over!

Ballsamic Vinegar by JohnnyA-list April 20, 2008

Ballcream 

An anti-itch fungal cream that you apply to your testicles. Available at Happy harry's, Walgreens, or any ordinary drugstore.

"hey, my balls are itchy as Bree Olsons asshole, do you have some ballcream i can borrow?"
"sure, but you might have to be careful, i have crabs."

Ballcream by KYR Sp33dy December 9, 2012

Tossed Salad with Ballsamic Vinagrette 

To receive a traditional, wonderfully stimulating Tossed Salad from a willing male or female partner but with the added zest, aroma and the tangy taste of one's Ballsamic Vinagrette added into the mix.

Carl's girlfriend loved to give a good Tossed Salad. She especially enjoyed last night's Toss because prior to it, she and Carl had ravenous, hot, sweaty, post-work out, sex whereby an excessive amount of sweat and sex juice had flowed from Carl's ballsack and grundle and that tangy Ballsamic Vinagrette covered his Brown Turtleneck and made his o ring exceptionally ripe and pungent allowing her to thoroughly enjoy a Tossed Salad with Ballsamic Vinagrette.

Tossed Salad with Ballsamic Vinagrette by Eaton Holgoode January 15, 2015

Ballsamic Glaze 

That ripe, pungent, vinegary glaze of sweat that accumulates on the balls and surrounding crevices after failure to bathe for days during the hot summer months.

I didn’t realize how bad of a ballsamic glaze I had going on after not showering for a week. I gave the old balls a little scratch and tug and stirred up a ripe aroma of stank that was more than overpowering.

Ballsamic Glaze by Dick Onchin July 7, 2020