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Verb:To show off ones balls; to have sexual intercourse with; to have any sexual contact with; to perpetrate any action involving one's balls
Dan Wild has been ballsing for like five hours, he must have tons of endurance!
ballsing by Dan Wild July 17, 2006
Words you can keep
another way of saying "hanging out" or "not doing much"
"what's cri doing?"
"she's just ballsing around"
ballsing by chachadigregorio February 8, 2010
planking or tebowing with your balls on random objects.
placing balls on the back of the couch behind somebodys head
Jimmy jon was "ballsing" my laptop
ballsing by don jerginsoff December 18, 2012
When somebody else slaps your balls together and they bounce about in your scrotum
I am about to ballsing you on discord dot com
Ballsing by anonymous April 25, 2021

ballsing my tits 

A phrase that can be used synonymously with phrases like "Are you kidding me?" , "You've got to be kidding me!" or " Naw, I'm just kidding."

Usually used to express disbelief.
Ex. 1

Person No.1: "Dude, I heard that Tanner knocked up that chick you wanted to fuck!"

Person No.2: "Dude, are you ballsing my tits right now?"

Ex. 2

Person No.1: "Dude, I can't go to ozzfest with you, bro."

Person No.2: "You've got to be ballsing my tits.."

Ex. 3

Person No.1: "Hey bro, I'm moving away."

Person No.2: (starts crying)

Person No.3: "Naw, man. I'm just ballsing your tits!"
ballsing my tits by D-Pump June 14, 2008

Tether Balling 

When your balls are hanging extremely low, most likely on a hot day, and you shake your hips side to side until your balls wrap around your penis resembling a Tether Ball Pole. This must be done with no hands, making it an accomplishment worth sharing with all your friends.
Sam came in from playing soccer when it was 100 degrees out, took off his gym shorts. He quickly shook his hips side to side repeatedly until his balls had wrapped around this dick. He was proud because he had just done some extreme Tether Balling.
Tether Balling by ohohface247 June 10, 2010

Colleen Ballinger 

A woman who loves little kids a bit too much. Shouldn't be let anywhere near a daycare or preschool and should be in jail. AKA a female predator
"That woman is a total Colleen Ballinger dude!"

"Don't go near that woman, little Timmy! She's a Colleen Ballinger!"
Colleen Ballinger by Fishy Mann July 10, 2023
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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