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ballsing

Verb:To show off ones balls; to have sexual intercourse with; to have any sexual contact with; to perpetrate any action involving one's balls
Dan Wild has been ballsing for like five hours, he must have tons of endurance!
by Dan Wild July 17, 2006
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ballsing

another way of saying "hanging out" or "not doing much"
"what's cri doing?"
"she's just ballsing around"
by chachadigregorio February 8, 2010
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ballsing

planking or tebowing with your balls on random objects.
placing balls on the back of the couch behind somebodys head
Jimmy jon was "ballsing" my laptop
by don jerginsoff December 18, 2012
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Ballsing

When somebody else slaps your balls together and they bounce about in your scrotum
I am about to ballsing you on discord dot com
by anonymous April 25, 2021
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ballsing my tits

A phrase that can be used synonymously with phrases like "Are you kidding me?" , "You've got to be kidding me!" or " Naw, I'm just kidding."

Usually used to express disbelief.
Ex. 1

Person No.1: "Dude, I heard that Tanner knocked up that chick you wanted to fuck!"

Person No.2: "Dude, are you ballsing my tits right now?"

Ex. 2

Person No.1: "Dude, I can't go to ozzfest with you, bro."

Person No.2: "You've got to be ballsing my tits.."

Ex. 3

Person No.1: "Hey bro, I'm moving away."

Person No.2: (starts crying)

Person No.3: "Naw, man. I'm just ballsing your tits!"
by D-Pump June 14, 2008
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Tether Balling

When your balls are hanging extremely low, most likely on a hot day, and you shake your hips side to side until your balls wrap around your penis resembling a Tether Ball Pole. This must be done with no hands, making it an accomplishment worth sharing with all your friends.
Sam came in from playing soccer when it was 100 degrees out, took off his gym shorts. He quickly shook his hips side to side repeatedly until his balls had wrapped around this dick. He was proud because he had just done some extreme Tether Balling.
by ohohface247 June 10, 2010
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Colleen Ballinger

A woman who loves little kids a bit too much. Shouldn't be let anywhere near a daycare or preschool and should be in jail. AKA a female predator
"That woman is a total Colleen Ballinger dude!"

"Don't go near that woman, little Timmy! She's a Colleen Ballinger!"
by Fishy Mann July 10, 2023
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