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ballsing
ballsing by chachadigregorio February 8, 2010
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ballsing
ballsing by don jerginsoff December 18, 2012
ballsing my tits
A phrase that can be used synonymously with phrases like "Are you kidding me?" , "You've got to be kidding me!" or " Naw, I'm just kidding."
Usually used to express disbelief.
Usually used to express disbelief.
Ex. 1
Person No.1: "Dude, I heard that Tanner knocked up that chick you wanted to fuck!"
Person No.2: "Dude, are you ballsing my tits right now?"
Ex. 2
Person No.1: "Dude, I can't go to ozzfest with you, bro."
Person No.2: "You've got to be ballsing my tits.."
Ex. 3
Person No.1: "Hey bro, I'm moving away."
Person No.2: (starts crying)
Person No.3: "Naw, man. I'm just ballsing your tits!"
Person No.1: "Dude, I heard that Tanner knocked up that chick you wanted to fuck!"
Person No.2: "Dude, are you ballsing my tits right now?"
Ex. 2
Person No.1: "Dude, I can't go to ozzfest with you, bro."
Person No.2: "You've got to be ballsing my tits.."
Ex. 3
Person No.1: "Hey bro, I'm moving away."
Person No.2: (starts crying)
Person No.3: "Naw, man. I'm just ballsing your tits!"
ballsing my tits by D-Pump June 14, 2008
Tether Balling
When your balls are hanging extremely low, most likely on a hot day, and you shake your hips side to side until your balls wrap around your penis resembling a Tether Ball Pole. This must be done with no hands, making it an accomplishment worth sharing with all your friends.
Sam came in from playing soccer when it was 100 degrees out, took off his gym shorts. He quickly shook his hips side to side repeatedly until his balls had wrapped around this dick. He was proud because he had just done some extreme Tether Balling.
Tether Balling by ohohface247 June 10, 2010
Colleen Ballinger
A woman who loves little kids a bit too much. Shouldn't be let anywhere near a daycare or preschool and should be in jail. AKA a female predator
"That woman is a total Colleen Ballinger dude!"
"Don't go near that woman, little Timmy! She's a Colleen Ballinger!"
"Don't go near that woman, little Timmy! She's a Colleen Ballinger!"
Colleen Ballinger by Fishy Mann July 10, 2023
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dead drop
A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.
Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.
A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.
A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.
A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.
A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008
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