balls in a vice 

Somebody else has cornered you into a really tough situation, where you must now make a major decision between two things neither of which you want in the least.

They had his balls in a vice: either take the pay cut they were demanding from him, or be fired.

balls in a vice by Buddy4k4 July 25, 2017

Balls in a vice 

When you do something super bad to yourself, i.e. place your testicles in a vice

"Did we really leave the EU?" "Yeah bro, really stuck our balls in a vice on that one"

Balls in a vice by Bullii June 23, 2016

Balls in a vice 

When someone is being a total dick or having a serious hateful/rude attitude towards everything/everyone.

Dude, you're being totally rude. What has your balls in a vice?

Balls in a vice by emerald_gremlin September 18, 2017

balls in a vice-grip 

1)When someone encounters a particularly difficult situation.

2)Or when a male has his genitals placed in a piece of apperatus owned by a carpenter.

1) Man, this court case has my balls in a vice-grip.

balls in a vice-grip by JJ November 25, 2003

balls in a vice grip 

When a man is under extreme stress or pressure, usually from a female, due to a mistake or deadline.

Damn, my girl has my *balls in a vice grip* because I cheated on her.

balls in a vice grip by Devil421 November 26, 2003

Balls in a vice grip 

Somebody got you good, real good!

Zappa:"She had my balls in a vice but she left the dick, I guess it's still hooked on but now it shoots too quick. Oh god I am the american dream, but now I smell like Vaseline and I'm a miserable son of a bitch, am I a boy or a lady, I don't know which."

Balls in a vice grip by Ghostwriter4u November 26, 2003

my balls in a vice grip 

"To put ones testicles in the crushing hold of a vice grip"

You --"Oh shit man, I've been shot"
Paramedic -- "Looks like you got my balls in a vice grip here"

my balls in a vice grip by Hobix June 11, 2008