Balls and Ass

Often used as an exclamation, also in situations of frustration, anger and in moments when one makes mistakes or has an accident.

Guy 1 - "Can you get me some water before I smoke my bong?"
-gets up and knocks over bong"
Guy 2 - "BALLS AND ASS. You knocked a packed bong over."

by ______A. January 18, 2012

balls and ass walking

a terrible situation that has no redeeming qualities

person1: hey look! that mexican put stickers all over his car like it's a friggin Hot Wheel!
person2: THAT is just balls and ass walking.
person1: i know, right?

by dasproteus June 8, 2009

shit balls and ass cock

Something you say when you fuck up... royally.

Oh, shit balls and ass cock! I left the car in neutral and now it's in the lake.

by RowVII January 20, 2017

eat my ass and balls

Mike Portnoy from Dream Theater's catchphrase. He even hid it in a song in morse code. And he says it a lot too. I find it hilarious, and it can be used in the way you think it could be used.

Teacher - Now, you guys have a 10 page essay due in a week. Muhahahahah!!!

Student - Eat my ass and balls

by Jordan Rudess January 3, 2009

shit ass and balls

an exclamation that something is not pleasing and unexpected.

Jim: "Hey dude your house is on fire!"

Mark: "OH, SHIT ASS AND BALLS!"

by ottomatt May 28, 2011

Half my ass and both my balls

Used in stating you would wager a large amount on a subject.

I would bet half my ass and both my balls that Pamela Anderson has more STDs than just the Hepatitus C that everyone already knows about.

by Mathias Gruber May 9, 2008