Balloon animal 

Noun-- The act of getting a blowjob while wearing a condom.

I was at Thai Touch when I got a balloon animal.

Balloon animal by VKS April 14, 2014

balloon animal 

when laying on your back and someone licks your ass and pushes your legs so far back that you are performing oral sex on yourself at the same time.

last night this chick licked my ass and made me suck my own dick at the same time . she called it the balloon animal and it was the shit .

balloon animal by kaper February 28, 2009

Balloon Animal 

Someone who is stupid to the third power. The response to their actions or words is frequently, "wow....just....wow."

Was that dude trying to hump a fire hydrant? What a balloon animal.

Balloon Animal by grieco August 11, 2010

Balloon Animal 

a person who goes through condoms like crazy

Dude, so I have this new girlfriend, we have sex 24/7.... she's turning me into a balloon animal

Balloon Animal by ediddy27 August 19, 2009

Balloon Animal 

A sexual act that entails manual or assisted masturbation into a condom.

I was bored, horny and alone. But I did have a condom, so I used it for a balloon animal.

Balloon Animal by cockadoodledont June 26, 2017

Balloon Animal 

The act when you go down on a girl and blow air in her pussy then push here belly in and make her queef and she makes a face like an angry hyaena as her pussy chimes along.

Kevin: Yo my nigga Larry, I ate sarinas pussy and gave her a balloon Animal

Larry: Bro that's spiritual, I'm so jelly

Balloon Animal by James pace December 31, 2017

Polish balloon animal 

Uncircumsized polish penis

That guy had a polish balloon animalor that mans penis is a polish balloon animal and has too much polish skin

Polish balloon animal by Pstallion69 March 16, 2015