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A sexual act that entails manual or assisted masturbation into a condom.
I was bored, horny and alone. But I did have a condom, so I used it for a balloon animal.
by cockadoodledont June 24, 2017

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When you're smoking pot on the toilet, cough hard and blow out a huge deuce.
I had a wicked Emerald Blumpkin smoking that Incredible Hulk on the can this morning.
by cockadoodledont February 09, 2019

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