cockadoodledont's definitions

Emerald Blumpkin

When you're smoking pot on the toilet, cough hard and blow out a huge deuce.

I had a wicked Emerald Blumpkin smoking that Incredible Hulk on the can this morning.

by cockadoodledont February 9, 2019

Balloon Animal

A sexual act that entails manual or assisted masturbation into a condom.

I was bored, horny and alone. But I did have a condom, so I used it for a balloon animal.

by cockadoodledont June 26, 2017