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Ballnut by Epick person November 14, 2022
The conglomeration of Ball, Nut, and Uber-Goodness.
When Tom poops his butt his ballnut gets the sizzurp on it.
ballnut by M0rty June 30, 2008
The nets that you put on the bottoms of guys' balls to stop them from dunking in the water.
Chris: Grandpa, what are you doing here?

Carter: Using the bathroom. Where do you keep the ballnets, that you put on the bottom of guys balls, to stop them from dunking in the water?

Brian: What?

Carter: What do you mean, "What"? slaps his hand for every word WHERE DO YOU KEEP THE NETS THAT YOU PUT ON THE BOTTOM OF GUYS BALLS TO STOP THEM FROM DUNKING IN THE WATER!?
Ballnets by Ballnets.net June 24, 2021

Ballnets.net

A website where you buy nets to put on your balls to keep them from dunking in the toilet water.
Guy 1: Bro, where did you get your ballnet?

Guy 2: Got it at ballnets.net.

Guy 1: Thanks.
Ballnets.net by Ballnets.net June 25, 2021
The inside of a male's swimming suit, or anything that has to do with a ball and a net. Can also be used as an insult, complement (depending on the tone), or verb. Originated in Latham, NY.
Example #1
Person #1: Hey, you cant do that here!
Person #2: AWH BALLNET!!!!!!!

Example #2
Person #1: Dude, my vacation sucked!
Person #2: Why?
Person #1: I got so chafed from the ballnet in my swimming trunks.

Example #3
Person #1: I don't like you.
Person #2: Dude, you're such a ballnet.

Example #4
Person #1: Dude i just got 96% on my math test!
Person #2: Dude, that's hella ballnettin'.
Ballnet by TheBoosh April 9, 2010
a. term of confirmation

b. term to express motivation or excitement

c. positive term to explain how well you performed
a. "hey so ur goin to tht party tonite rite?" "ya ballout".

b. "lets go! ballout!"

c. "yoo u shud've seen me at my game yesterday i was ballin out"
ballout by balloutfam June 10, 2009