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Ballnets
Chris: Grandpa, what are you doing here?
Carter: Using the bathroom. Where do you keep the ballnets, that you put on the bottom of guys balls, to stop them from dunking in the water?
Brian: What?
Carter: What do you mean, "What"? slaps his hand for every word WHERE DO YOU KEEP THE NETS THAT YOU PUT ON THE BOTTOM OF GUYS BALLS TO STOP THEM FROM DUNKING IN THE WATER!?
Carter: Using the bathroom. Where do you keep the ballnets, that you put on the bottom of guys balls, to stop them from dunking in the water?
Brian: What?
Carter: What do you mean, "What"? slaps his hand for every word WHERE DO YOU KEEP THE NETS THAT YOU PUT ON THE BOTTOM OF GUYS BALLS TO STOP THEM FROM DUNKING IN THE WATER!?
Ballnets by Ballnets.net June 24, 2021
Ballnets.net
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Ballnet
The inside of a male's swimming suit, or anything that has to do with a ball and a net. Can also be used as an insult, complement (depending on the tone), or verb. Originated in Latham, NY.
Example #1
Person #1: Hey, you cant do that here!
Person #2: AWH BALLNET!!!!!!!
Example #2
Person #1: Dude, my vacation sucked!
Person #2: Why?
Person #1: I got so chafed from the ballnet in my swimming trunks.
Example #3
Person #1: I don't like you.
Person #2: Dude, you're such a ballnet.
Example #4
Person #1: Dude i just got 96% on my math test!
Person #2: Dude, that's hella ballnettin'.
Person #1: Hey, you cant do that here!
Person #2: AWH BALLNET!!!!!!!
Example #2
Person #1: Dude, my vacation sucked!
Person #2: Why?
Person #1: I got so chafed from the ballnet in my swimming trunks.
Example #3
Person #1: I don't like you.
Person #2: Dude, you're such a ballnet.
Example #4
Person #1: Dude i just got 96% on my math test!
Person #2: Dude, that's hella ballnettin'.
ballout
a. term of confirmation
b. term to express motivation or excitement
c. positive term to explain how well you performed
b. term to express motivation or excitement
c. positive term to explain how well you performed
a. "hey so ur goin to tht party tonite rite?" "ya ballout".
b. "lets go! ballout!"
c. "yoo u shud've seen me at my game yesterday i was ballin out"
b. "lets go! ballout!"
c. "yoo u shud've seen me at my game yesterday i was ballin out"
ballout by balloutfam June 10, 2009
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