ballix 

lies, false statement.
not true.

'that's ballix woodside'
'aye yer ballix'

ballix by Trimble December 16, 2004

ballix 

Also spelled ballix, ballux or ballox. Slang that refers to the scrotum or testes, mostly English (British) usage. Can be used literally or in place of common exclamations such as bull***t.

"Oh come on! That's just plain ballix!"

ballix by Rockdilly February 7, 2008

ballix 

To throw into confusion; botch or bungle: managed to bollix up the whole project.

managed to bollix up the whole project.

ballix by rae-leen April 11, 2005

Ballix 

An enjoyable Flash game you can play at http://www.mousebreaker.com/games/ballix

"Hey, I'm at work, and on the internet. Maybe I'll get paid to play some Ballix for an hour."

Ballix by RevGored January 16, 2009

billy blue ballix 

from the finnish ville, known by the name of billy blue ballix, a stonie as mother fucker that uses scissors for everthing including trimming his pubs, makin spliffs, and opening doors.

billy blue ballix, to have scissors in ur hands 24/7 and to use then for everything. even if u dont been to!

billy blue ballix by blurt August 14, 2010

Ballistic Prose

Words and phrases specifically manufactured/defined in order to mislead careless, irresponsible and deceptive journalists/writers.

{An innovative, percussive and aggressive method/style of writing wherein the author intentionally creates a word/phrase and a definition for the word/phrase as a weaponized literary instrument, objectively targeting and penetrating conventional thinking, culturally imposed dogmatic norms and multi-layered veils of psychosocially nurtured concepts. Ballistic Prose is a baiting tactic aimed in the direction of reckless, quasi-intellectual journalism with the supreme achievement occuring when journalists utilize such manufactured, Ballistic Prose words/phrases as credible terms, descriptors and characterizations as part of a legitimate literary composition, thus signifying the infiltration of artificially modernized etymology and its manifestation as an extension of an elaborate ruse}.

1. 'Seismic Aqueous Waveform S.A.W.' is an example of a ballistic prose characterization for a ridiculously large wave. There is no such thing as a S.A.W.

2. "Dude, NBC just referred to the most recent ocean wave surge as a 'Seismic Aqueous Waveform'. Do they have any clue that there is no such thing as a Seismic Aqueous Waveform? Lol!"

3. {Hambone reads and replies to one of D Dog's recent definitions on UD} "D Dog, your definitions are such a lively form of 'Ballistic Prose!" {D Dog replies} "Hambone, you just invented the term to describe this style off writing = Ballistic Prose."

Ballistic Prose by Charitable Disguise January 3, 2020

Tether Balling 

When your balls are hanging extremely low, most likely on a hot day, and you shake your hips side to side until your balls wrap around your penis resembling a Tether Ball Pole. This must be done with no hands, making it an accomplishment worth sharing with all your friends.

Sam came in from playing soccer when it was 100 degrees out, took off his gym shorts. He quickly shook his hips side to side repeatedly until his balls had wrapped around this dick. He was proud because he had just done some extreme Tether Balling.

Tether Balling by ohohface247 June 10, 2010