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baller ass

Having surpassed "cool" or "tight". It's the drunk dude who nails two sober chicks at the same party; the song that makes you want to spin kick a punk ass; or a dunk where the dude first gets a face full of sweaty nuts and then a second later a basketball is bounced off of his dome
Guy 1: Yo, wasn't the song "Back to Back" by Wolf Gang pretty good?

Guy 2: Pretty good? Bro'heem, that track was baller ass!
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Guy 1: Maaaan, Ray Ray's carrying the team AGAIN tonight… 21 points in the first quarter alone.

Guy 2: That dude's straight baller ass.
by Jooster the Rooster January 1, 2014
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Baller Ass Titties

Fucking amazing. Defining anything from an object to a girl.
"You see that? That shits Baller Ass Titties!"

"James Gotlibowski is Baller Ass Titties."
by Jumbo G July 22, 2009
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baller ass shit

Pimp, player or fancy/ high class things. Could be literally almost anything.
My friend and I did some baller ass shit over the weekend!
by 2151 January 12, 2018
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baller ass spread

Hood term, describing a nice meal with many courses, a good drink with it and a nice desert.
Leroy laid out a baller ass spread out when his partner got home from doing 20. They had shrimp, steak, lobster, pig feet, collard greens, mac and cheese, cheese cake and hennesey.
by bert 2 July 24, 2006
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balled yo ass

A balled yo ass is when 1 partner insert his testicles into another partner's anus and it's mostly happens when your testicles are too squishy and wet to squish into her tight shit hole.
Guy: Damn i cummed all over my balls! I bet it will fit in her ass aswell
Girl: honey, why does it feels squishy inside
Guy: uh you know...
Girl: wait dont pop it or ill pregnant in less than 1 seconds of my life
Guy: sorry but I just ball balled yo ass!
The next 2 seconds
Guy's friend: yo bro ive never seen your wife is she ok?
Guy: uhh i just balled her ass and it popped like a tsar bomb so hard her pee hole stuck on the centre of my dick like a wedding ring and balls in her ass aswell.
Guy's friend: That's so fucking sexy how is she?
Guy: She died of too much sexual pleasure and i fuck her 72 hours a week
Like a fucking flesh doll
Guy friend's:can i use her aswell cus she's dead so nothing wrong with cheating right?
Guy: ye sure but make sure to balled her ass and makes fart and disgusting sounds while recording ok.
Guy's friend: ok ill try it out with a laxatives on my balls just so she can created the worst 72 hours diarrhea in the world till my balls turned into a kinder egg chocolate eggs.
by Caillou the anoying brat November 22, 2022
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ballerass

A higher stratification of the term "baller."
Person A: I just bought the new Kanye album
Person B: How is it?
Person A: Balling.
Person B: Is that all?
Person A: Correction--it's ballerass.
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