baller ass

Having surpassed "cool" or "tight". It's the drunk dude who nails two sober chicks at the same party; the song that makes you want to spin kick a punk ass; or a dunk where the dude first gets a face full of sweaty nuts and then a second later a basketball is bounced off of his dome

Guy 1: Yo, wasn't the song "Back to Back" by Wolf Gang pretty good?

Guy 2: Pretty good? Bro'heem, that track was baller ass!
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Guy 1: Maaaan, Ray Ray's carrying the team AGAIN tonight… 21 points in the first quarter alone.

Guy 2: That dude's straight baller ass.

baller ass by Jooster the Rooster January 1, 2014

Baller Ass Titties 

Fucking amazing. Defining anything from an object to a girl.

"You see that? That shits Baller Ass Titties!"

"James Gotlibowski is Baller Ass Titties."

Baller Ass Titties by Jumbo G July 22, 2009

baller ass shit 

Pimp, player or fancy/ high class things. Could be literally almost anything.

My friend and I did some baller ass shit over the weekend!

baller ass shit by 2151 January 12, 2018

baller ass spread

Hood term, describing a nice meal with many courses, a good drink with it and a nice desert.

Leroy laid out a baller ass spread out when his partner got home from doing 20. They had shrimp, steak, lobster, pig feet, collard greens, mac and cheese, cheese cake and hennesey.

baller ass spread by bert 2 July 24, 2006

balled yo ass 

A balled yo ass is when 1 partner insert his testicles into another partner's anus and it's mostly happens when your testicles are too squishy and wet to squish into her tight shit hole.

Guy: Damn i cummed all over my balls! I bet it will fit in her ass aswell
Girl: honey, why does it feels squishy inside
Guy: uh you know...
Girl: wait dont pop it or ill pregnant in less than 1 seconds of my life
Guy: sorry but I just ball balled yo ass!
The next 2 seconds
Guy's friend: yo bro ive never seen your wife is she ok?
Guy: uhh i just balled her ass and it popped like a tsar bomb so hard her pee hole stuck on the centre of my dick like a wedding ring and balls in her ass aswell.
Guy's friend: That's so fucking sexy how is she?
Guy: She died of too much sexual pleasure and i fuck her 72 hours a week
Like a fucking flesh doll
Guy friend's:can i use her aswell cus she's dead so nothing wrong with cheating right?
Guy: ye sure but make sure to balled her ass and makes fart and disgusting sounds while recording ok.
Guy's friend: ok ill try it out with a laxatives on my balls just so she can created the worst 72 hours diarrhea in the world till my balls turned into a kinder egg chocolate eggs.

balled yo ass by Caillou the anoying brat November 22, 2022

ballerass 

A higher stratification of the term "baller."

Person A: I just bought the new Kanye album
Person B: How is it?
Person A: Balling.
Person B: Is that all?
Person A: Correction--it's ballerass.

ballerass by Samuel Roberts and Michel Antoine December 27, 2007