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ballsnart 

When you sneeze and fart at the same time and all of a sudden you get a crazy intense ball-sack itch.
Yo bro last night I was cuddling with bae and I ballsnarted so hard it was "nuts".
ballsnart by Thecrazystapler April 23, 2016

Bullshartist 

Someone who is so good at bullshitting anything and everything it can be considered an art-form. Bullshit - Artist

(Bullshartist)
(statement) "I totally just wrote a 10 page paper on a book I didn't even open"

(response) "You are a true bullshartist"
Bullshart - Similar to bullshit only where bullshit presumes somewhat semi solid, or easily cleaned lies, bullshart is next level, impossible to ever totally clean, on mass, liquid, power projectile lies of an intentionally sinister, malevolent foundation, a deliberate intention to not only mislead, but to ultimately also cause harm.
Sharter -"Its better to light a candle than to curse the darkness"
Shartee - "Bullshart, thats completely useless unless you can afford candles you entitled, deluded fuckin wank stain, keep your pointless proverbs to yourself"
Bullshart by BarftonSchatt February 9, 2023
A trip to a grocery store, convenience store, or gas station for the sole purpose of buying an excessive amount of junk food and sugary drinks, usually with friends. A chud run often happens late at night and ends with everyone involved hating themselves afterwards.
"Hey bro you tryna go on a chud run with me??"
chud run by chad brandson July 24, 2026
Word of the Day on July 28, 2026

flophouse 

Any house/apartment/frat house/trailer/etc. which is used for individuals to crash (sleep, chill, hang out, lurk, etc.) for a period of time. In order to "crash", one must not actually live there (e.g. have their name on the lease, own said flophouse, etc.). Flophouses are typically used by college students, drug addicts, transients, vagrants, or other unsavory characters.

A flophouse may also be the home owned by the parents of a college student, who after being away at college, wishes to live as if he/she is still at college (e.g. staying out all night, returning just to crash at mom and dad's house, then leaving again), rather than conforming to the pre-college rules.
Example #1
Dude: (Talking to someone passed out face first on the floor of his college apartment) Hey man, who the hell are you? What do you think this is, a flophouse??

Bro: Sorry dude, I must have passed out for a minute.

Example #2
Mom: Where have you BEEN for the last three days? You come home just to sleep?? What do you think this is, a flophouse??!!

Son: What's your problem? I'm an adult now!
flophouse by J3553 November 21, 2007
Word of the Day on July 27, 2026

Hate Sink 

A person you hate intensely not because they deserve such hatred but because they serve as a focus for your general hatred. A healthy way to dispense with excess animosity.
Jake's not really that big an asshole. He just serves as my hate sink.
Word of the Day on July 26, 2026