Ball Mong 

A person that has so little coordination and control of their body that when attempting to play ball sports they resemble a disabled person (mong)

“Have you seen Tyler playing football? “
“Yes, total ball mong”

Ball Mong by JungWalt August 25, 2022

Ball Monger 

One who is inclined to fondel, lick or otherwise engross oneself in the scrotal sack of another human being. A viable replacement for common insults such as douchebag. i.e. "That guy sucks. He is SUCH a ball monger!"

Our current president is a fucking ball monger

Ball Monger by JLane3551 September 20, 2007

ball mongeror 

A person (generally male) who likes to play with another man's testicles.

"Yo, this kid Mike Armstrong is a real Ball Mongror!"

ball mongeror by Heddy Lemar May 21, 2003

Ball Juggling Cock Monger 

A man that loves the balls and cock so much that they are a ball juggler and cock monger at the same time.

Hey you ball juggling cock monger get your gay ass over here!

Ball Juggling Cock Monger by ghost19 February 9, 2009

Mongolian Ball Torture 

Mongolian Ball Torture is a method of CBT given by Mongolian soldiers to torture their enemies. The Mongolians would cut off the victims dick and nuts and feed it to the hounds. Whilst the rest of it is cut off and sold onto the black market. Usually people would use the excess to go fishing or something, but this is extremely frowned upon so buyers must eat it.

Mongolian: Come here we give Mongolian Ball Torture

Person 1: No leave me alone
Mongolian: We kidnap him for Mongolian Ball Torture!!

Mongolian Ball Torture by Thicc Chungles August 31, 2019