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Bald Bastard 

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It can be used as humour or a figure of speech. Normally when a bald person becomes annoying, people use this term to refer a bald person.
Look at the bald bastard picking up hot women.
Bald Bastard by Knightriderx July 18, 2018
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Bald bastard 

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What Erica called Murray
M:Why is this 4 year old speaking to me
E:Um im ten you bald bastard!
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Bald Bastard • Bald Bastard Classic • You fat bald bastard! • Bald Twatty Bastard • badbastard • baldy bastard • bald • bald eagle • bald martin • bald-headed

Bald bastard 

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The act of using your bald head to rub onto another's body for pleasure
His bald bastard was the best thing iv ever tried
Bald bastard by Dat laddy July 26, 2022
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Bald Bastard Classic 

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Where you chug a 5 hour energy, take a XO and chug a tall redbull
“What you want from the store”-Jesse
“Ill take a Bald Bastard Classic”
My uncle had put me on the Bald Bastard Classic
Bald Bastard Classic by iiTzXan June 26, 2023
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You fat bald bastard! 

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Scout tearing a new one into Heavy in the video "Heavy is a Millennial" by ItalianNinja on YouTube.
(Scout) Next time eat a salad. YOU FAT BALD BASTARD! YOU PIECE OF SUB-HUMAN TRASH! TWO THOUSAND YEARS OF CONSTANT HUMAN EVOLUTION TO MAKE A HAIRLESS FU-
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Bald Twatty Bastard 

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A cheating lying man with more hair on his chest than on his head. Usually has a cheap combover to cover his rapid balding.
He had an affair. What a bald twatty bastard!
Bald Twatty Bastard by ACL.15 June 19, 2025
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badbastard

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A breakfast meal consisting of one dozen or more food items.
That badbastard this morning gave me righteous diarrhea.
badbastard by WOTWIDTCI April 14, 2003
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

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A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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crunchy 

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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

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"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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murderhobo 

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In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
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murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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