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Bald Bastard Classic

Where you chug a 5 hour energy, take a XO and chug a tall redbull

“What you want from the store”-Jesse
“Ill take a Bald Bastard Classic”
My uncle had put me on the Bald Bastard Classic

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When she lets you tongue punch her fartbox with meth rocks on your tongue.

“I took her home from the bar. Then i gave her the Classic Bobby”
“She didnt’t know she was in for the Bobby”

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