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Honey Baked Ham 

When a man ejaculates on a person's behind that he during the sex act spanked until it became red.
After all that spanking he pulled out and gave her a honey baked ham.
Honey Baked Ham by fo-rizzle March 2, 2012

Virgina baked ham 

Someone's (usualy a male's) exposed butt.
Tony showed his Virgina baked ham to the cops.
Virgina baked ham by uh1989 June 4, 2009

easy baked ham 

idk but i’m finna turn u into one
“if u don’t stop i will turn u into an easy baked ham” - stupid freshman boi
easy baked ham by wdw.marais. January 1, 2020

Honey Baked Ham 

When have individuals sex in a sauna set as hot as it can go, then cover themselves in sweet organic honey glaze.
Hey Brett, why are you so sticky??

Me and María, Made a honey baked ham in the gym sauna.

country baked cunt ham 

The sweet vagina of a corn-fed Midwestern girl.
For dinner tonight, I'm going to have me some Maker's Mark. And for dessert, a side order of country baked cunt ham.

bake a ham 

to bake a ham is to take a shit, one of the big hard ones that plop when it hits the water!
pardon me, folks, i gots ta go bake a ham!
bake a ham by "Big Steve" Call March 10, 2008