Baked H.A.M 

Masturbating while heavily stoned

I was in complete Baked H.A.M mode when my wife walked in and caught me with porn on the computer.

Baked H.A.M by NetworkDr June 26, 2019

Baked Ham 

Having approved sex while under the influence of marijuana; a nickname for one, who has sex often while being high

She was baked ham after just having sex and smoking.

Baked Ham by xxxigotnothing December 2, 2014

Honey Baked Ham 

When a man ejaculates on a person's behind that he during the sex act spanked until it became red.

After all that spanking he pulled out and gave her a honey baked ham.

Honey Baked Ham by fo-rizzle March 2, 2012

Virgina baked ham 

Someone's (usualy a male's) exposed butt.

Tony showed his Virgina baked ham to the cops.

Virgina baked ham by uh1989 June 4, 2009

easy baked ham 

idk but i’m finna turn u into one

“if u don’t stop i will turn u into an easy baked ham” - stupid freshman boi

easy baked ham by wdw.marais. January 1, 2020

Honey Baked Ham 

When have individuals sex in a sauna set as hot as it can go, then cover themselves in sweet organic honey glaze.

Hey Brett, why are you so sticky??

Me and María, Made a honey baked ham in the gym sauna.

Honey Baked Ham by India Garden March 24, 2020

country baked cunt ham 

The sweet vagina of a corn-fed Midwestern girl.

For dinner tonight, I'm going to have me some Maker's Mark. And for dessert, a side order of country baked cunt ham.

country baked cunt ham by Sam Skidmarks March 6, 2007