Definitions by NetworkDr

Sling Mud 

The act of liquid defecation such that the inside of the bowl is covered by shit.

That burrito went right through me. I'm gonna go sling mud.

Sling Mud by NetworkDr July 18, 2019

Baked H.A.M 

Masturbating while heavily stoned

I was in complete Baked H.A.M mode when my wife walked in and caught me with porn on the computer.

Baked H.A.M by NetworkDr June 26, 2019

H.A.M 

Home And Masturbate

"Work was so bad today, I just want to go H.A.M."

H.A.M by NetworkDr June 26, 2019

one-handed drum solo 

Masturbation

"That old guy was at the bus stop doing a one-handed drum solo!"

one-handed drum solo by NetworkDr June 14, 2016