4 definitions by NetworkDr

one-handed drum solo

Masturbation
"That old guy was at the bus stop doing a one-handed drum solo!"
by NetworkDr April 11, 2016
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Baked H.A.M

Masturbating while heavily stoned
I was in complete Baked H.A.M mode when my wife walked in and caught me with porn on the computer.
by NetworkDr June 26, 2019
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Sling Mud

The act of liquid defecation such that the inside of the bowl is covered by shit.
That burrito went right through me. I'm gonna go sling mud.
by NetworkDr July 18, 2019
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H.A.M

Home And Masturbate
"Work was so bad today, I just want to go H.A.M."
by NetworkDr June 26, 2019
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