A van, usu. at least 10 years old, preferably with rust and a minimal number of windows that is often driven by creeps and/or child molesters.
the bait is often candy or an attractive woman, which entices the unsuspecting victim into the car to be anally penetrated.
A pornographic film series in which a bunch of homosexual men use a hot woman to bait some retarded guy into a bus, tell him it's the legendary "Bang Bus," and say that they are going to blindfold him and let the hot girl suck him off.
Bob got baited into the bus and wound up being blown by a guy!
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.