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bailosaurus 

A close bro that will just bail out of anything at any given moment. Usually bailing on a bro night without the decency to hit up said bros and give them a heads up. Will some times bail to hang out with dime piece or other erroneous reasons.

can be closely related to a dippopotamus.
Example:

Bro 1: Yo where's Timmy at? Thought he was hitting up late night apps with us!

Bro 2: Ah haven't heard from him in a couple hours.

Bro: Dude he is such a bailosaurus.

Example 2:
Guy 1: Johnny, you still going out with us tonight?
Guy 2: Nah man i gotta walk my cat tonight.
Guy 1: God damn bailosaurus!
bailosaurus by not-a-bailosaurus September 12, 2013
Thats Bailos he's the big boss

never get in the way of the Bailos
bailos by the bigest boss November 22, 2011

bailorexia 

When you make plans with someone and they constantly bail on you. You could've just talked to them an hour ago, but they will still bail. Any contact you try and make with the person will be ignored. Can be quite frustrating and annoying, leading to a decline in friendship with the person.
I stayed in last night and pounded a sixer of nattie light by myself, I had plans with Liz but she had a sudden breakout of bailorexia.
bailorexia by Brittany Shipnasty August 28, 2010
of/when a person makes a commitment and then fails to honor that specific event or agreement.
The act or an instance of reneging on committing, especially on a promise or agreement to do something in the future.

Dustin Roe is a bailor for moving to the Communist State of Illinois.
Bailor by Kyle Johnson Turley March 1, 2009

bailorus 

" Znasz bailorus ? Tego furrasa ?"
" Tak!! "
bailorus by Hetero1000 December 19, 2021

Caleb Bailor

Caleb Bailor is a super sexy meme lover with usually a large penis. Caleb’s favorite music is probably early 2000s R&B so that they can record sappy snaps in the rain to send to there mother when they come home to late and the house is locked.
Man 1: “Hey why do you always have a huge bulge?”
Man 2: “Stop dude, I’m just trying to be like Caleb Bailor!”
Caleb Bailor by TeaRaptor August 5, 2021