by rodblago October 13, 2020
"BAIL OF HAY" used when someone has taken something too far and no-one laughs. This is in place of a tumbleweed, a bail of hay is bigger therefore the joke is shitter. A quick wave of the arm across the body can also symbolise this term.
by Smiddy man January 30, 2005
by McFrumppy October 19, 2011
That fucker Bill kept packing me hay bails until I blacked out.
Don't pack a hay bail, I just want a little ripper.
Don't pack a hay bail, I just want a little ripper.
by Jim Crowe October 18, 2007
Pretty much entails climbing on hay bails that are in fields which are on an incline,(the bigger the better) then riding the bails as they tumble down the hill, usually involves falling off onto your head and being chased by farmers!
"oh shite theres the farmer, roll faster than youve ever rolled before alex you goit, i'll dive into those bushes".
by Mike January 22, 2005
There is another opportunity out there.
Take a chance.
Similar to there are plenty of other fish in the sea.
Take a chance.
Similar to there are plenty of other fish in the sea.
by jak8012 July 24, 2018
When a woman doesn’t wash her pubic region for a few days, to the point of an unsavory smell and oily pubes ( slightly wet feeling). Then finds a man to go down on her. When he goes down, and gets close enough to notice she’s unclean, the woman grabs him by the back of the head and shoves his face in her pubes while grinding his nose in them, back-and-forth. Getting it all over his face.
“You know why you don’t bang girls you bring home from the GYM!?”
“No… why?”
“Because it hot and steamy down there like a Moldy Hay Bail!”
“No… why?”
“Because it hot and steamy down there like a Moldy Hay Bail!”
by ECV:Showtime aka “ Stache Hat” December 22, 2023