Bagon

A Pokémon that evolves into Salamence. Used to denote when someone learns something that everyone already knew.

Person A: HAVE YOU NOT ENCOUNTERED FUCKING BAGON??????

Person B: IM SICK

Person C: THIS KEEPS GETTING WORSe

Person B: BAGON EVOLVES INTO SALAMENCE ???!?!!

by Bagonite October 4, 2023

Wand Bagon

A special type of bandwagon for dick riding Odd Future fans, meaning all odd future fans.

suburban white kid: GOLF WANG

listener of rap: shut up, you're just jumping on the Wand Bagon

by rapisdead April 29, 2012

can of bacon

Someone who never knows what they're saying and always doing something dumb

"Why are you drinking bleach, you're such a can of bacon"

by Bill Woods January 1, 2017

baconeggandcheese

A New York delicacy consisting of a roll, semi-scrambled egg, american cheese, and bacon. You can get this from the corner store or bodega. It is not a "bacon, egg, and cheese" it is one word. It is primarily served with an Arizona Ice Tea.

Friend 1: Hey you want anything from the corner store?
A New Yorker: Yeah, let me get a baconeggandcheese
Friend 1: A what
A New Yorker: You know the roll, the egg, the bacon....a baconeggandcheese
Friend 1: Oh iight bet. I'll get you an Arizona, too.

by Kat9275 July 4, 2017

Gay bacon

Those rainbow candy strips that look like bacon but gayer.

"Mm that's some good gay bacon"

by anonymoooooouse November 4, 2018

There's no bacon

The best answer ever to any question starting with "What's wrong with"

Person 1: What's wrong with this picture?
Person 2: There's no bacon

Hilarity ensues

by Andrew Brown September 27, 2005

Bacon Academy

Bacon Academy is a great place to learn how to lie and get high, it is also a good place for bullshitting with Dennis(security guard) if your interested in enrollment for bacon academy, just know that you will get jumped for snitching

Bacon Academy, where the grades are low and the students are high

by ThcTim October 16, 2021