bagony 

The state you're in after getting kicked in the nuts.

Scenario: Guy 1 gets hit in the nuts with a soccer ball during a game.

Guy 2: Shit man you ok?

Guy 1: .... *Rolls on ground clutching his bag*

Guy 3: Damn dude, better give him some time for the bagony to wear off.

bagony by Beefcream March 22, 2010

bagony 

The state you're in after getting kicked in the nuts.

Scenario: Guy 1 gets hit in the nuts with a soccer ball during a game.

Guy 1: Shit man you ok?

Guy 2: .... *Rolls on ground clutching his bag*

Guy 3: Damn dude, better give him some time for the bagony to wear off.

bagony by Beefcream March 14, 2010

bagony 

(noun)
word I made to prove a point that agony does in fact rhyme with something

"agony doesn't rhyme with anything"
"yes it does, it rhymes with bagony, dumbass"

bagony by 831feather July 29, 2021

bagonize 

Slang, Humorous: To wait in agony at the airport luggage carousel for your luggage to appear. Origin: bag + agonize

To wait at the luggage carousel in the airport terminal for your bags is to bagonize because sometimes they get damaged or even lost.

bagonize by hasany81 May 17, 2013

No Agony, No Bragony 

There's no bragging rights for people who haven't worked for it.

"Oh man, that team really sucks." Oh really? Have you worked as hard as them or have the balls to even go for the team? "Nah dude, they suck I don't wanna join them!" Then shut up, No Agony, No Bragony.

No Agony, No Bragony by Offbrand. July 24, 2009

Bagongos 

Really big boobies.

Holy shit look at those bouncing Bagongos!!

Bagongos by Kristina Bay bay March 25, 2009

Bagondaid 

When the person or thing hurts them self you can use the Bagondaid to help. Bandaged up the wound and more.

I had to use the bagondaid to patch me up.

Bagondaid by Passweird September 12, 2018