An extremely unappreciated individual whose sole purpose is to bag groceries. The task this individual performs is often seen as menial by regular jackoffs.
A creature that looks vaguely like a walking penis
there is an ARPG based on this species and they were created by Griffsnuff on deviantart
they are adorable and are in high demand, but the community built around the ARPG tends to be pretty toxic, however there is the odd miracle of finding someone or a group of people you can get along with
man look at that bagbean its so OP, I bet a modowns it
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).