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Baffodile 

A girl that acts hype and thinks she's better than you but she is actually a big yam head
That suck kratches queens gyal is a big bumboclaat baffodile
Baffodile by ~Sugardaddydenz October 25, 2019
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A big strong man who will stand out from the crowd.
He isn't afraid to be embarrased
"Ooh look at him he is an alright Baffour"
baffour by Jimmy Legend August 9, 2016
A last name of Italian origin. Baffas are usually very artistic and generally try to pursue a career in art. They are ruled by their emotions and can spiral out of control if left alone with their thoughts. Generally Baffas have a great sense of humor and a tendency to talk your ear off when something is on their mind. Unfortunately Baffas do not tend to have good finances due to being artists and emotional wrecks. With that being said, they do make amazing friends and will do whatever they can for you. Having one in your household amounts to owning an indentured servant.
Person A: Where is my money Baffa?

Baffa: Sorry mast'a, art just doesn't pay.
Baffa by Araknidd January 25, 2019

baffooning

the act of yelling at drunken baffoons at or around bar close. usually from the window of an automobile but can also be done via walking.
"hey man, hop in the car lets go baffooning. its close to bar close!"
baffooning by Jose~Cuervo March 27, 2010
A moron who has seen the definition of "bafoon" and thinks he is smart enough to spell it correctly, but still is too fucking stupid to look up how to spell it
Idiot: "wow people who can't spell baffoon are so stupid! like seriously, who would be that dumb?"
Smart person: "you fucking idiot..."
Baffoon by kylorendud July 23, 2020

Baffacade 

To be infuriated by a baffling lack of understanding or situation.
You're inability to recall the simple procedures, baffacades me.

It is baffacading that you do not understand.

The students baffacade the teacher.
Baffacade by Beastee May 16, 2019
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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