Badiou

1. The sound a philosopher makes when he/she sneezes.
2. The sound a lazer gun makes when a philosopher shoots it.

Individual #1: "Badiou"
Individual #2: "Gesundheit"

Individual #1: "Badiou! Badiou!"
Individual #2: "Oh! You shot me with your lazer gun, you philosopher!"

Badiou by Johannes Coreycus April 20, 2012

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Badiculous

Something that is bad and ridiculous at the same time.

Neither word alone can correctly describe what you are describing, and therefore you need a combination of these two words.

James: Dude, I didn't do my homework again! This is like my 3rd time...
Jason: Wow, you are terribad. Why don't you ever do your homework? That's badiculous!
James: I have to freakin eat lunch with my teacher because I didn't do my homework! Jason, why do I fail at life?
Jason: You are badiculous. What the hell is wrong with you.

Badiculous by Hansoo November 1, 2008

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Badiou • baditude • Badiculous • badmouthing • Badou • Badou1k • Badouche • Babious • Badiful • Badiuzzaman

master badtouch

An affectionate nickname for the character Van Grants from the PS2 video game Tales of the Abyss. Was chosen due to the creepy pedophile aura surrounding him, and his very close and manipulative (but not canonically sexual) relationship with the underaged hero, Luke fon Fabre.

In addition to touching little boys, Master Badtouch can also shoot lasers from his eyebrows.

Beware, little boys - here comes Master Badtouch!

master badtouch by QueenieZ December 9, 2007

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Badou

Known for his handsome looks and amazing personality. People hope just to be in his presence

Hot Girl "I really want to have sex with Badou"
Hot Girl 2 "We already had sex and he was just amazing
Jealous Boyfriend " I wish i was as cool as Badou"

Badou by UHm Nonya November 10, 2012