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bad dick 

a sexual experience with a penis-person marked by minimal effort and lack of connection

disappointing, forgettable, and all too common
Person 1: So, how did your hook-up go last night?
Person 2: Oh, it was just bad dick unfortunately.
bad dick by f*ckyou1-2 April 7, 2020

bad dick 

when you penis has been naughty it is called a bad dick
bad dick! go back to your masters hand! it doesn't belong in someones ear!
bad dick by speedy! :D December 26, 2003

Bad Dick Day

When you wake up and your dick is looking smaller than usual.
Luke was upset when he looked in the mirror only to find out that it was going to be a bad dick day
Bad Dick Day by James Longwood November 22, 2011

bad dick review 

when a girl tells her friends about a guys performance in s3x
she ruined his reputation with a bad dick review
bad dick review by badbitty101 October 6, 2020

Bad Dick Energy 

When you know he and his dick game is going to be trash
Gurl 1: '' He yelled at his mama for no reason''
Gurl 2: ''Oh hell nah, that's some bad dick energy gurl''

Bad Dick day

Days when your penis appears smaller than it’s normal state.
I’m having a bad dick day might have to cancel my vasectomy!
Bad Dick day by Topher1982 February 16, 2023
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