Topher1982's definitions

Bad Dick day

Days when your penis appears smaller than it’s normal state.

I’m having a bad dick day might have to cancel my vasectomy!

by Topher1982 February 16, 2023

Dano

Small Dick energy but yields a large gash destruction device. Cry’s a bit in the morning but only due to poor blood flow from Mr Ed lurking below.

I’m having a bad dano day

by Topher1982 February 16, 2023