A Bad Bastard is a middle aged Obese Man, Who grunts and sweats alot when doing work with little physical demand. They also have areas of fat located on the back of there neck which are pure fat rolls. Bad Bastards come in various types and also have a passion for coffee and motorbikes apart from Kawasakis which are known to them as KawaCrappys. Bad Bastards make terrible jokes and pride themselves on Burping and Farting out loud no matter what the occasion. They also have distinct "M" shaped haircut with no fashion sense. Another distinct element of the Bad Bastards is singing terrible made up songs at the top of there lungs all while playing x-box. when feeling agressive, they spit and swear and talk about leaving there homes for good or beating or "banging skulls" together or shoving objects up there arses. They also like to think they have a reputation in there area. They also hate benefit scroungers
"You see that Fat Man there, He is a real Bad Bastard!"
"How do you know?"
"he farted out-loud and shoved something up his arse,"
"How do you know?"
"he farted out-loud and shoved something up his arse,"
by Ian Bad Bastard August 6, 2012
by Bidsey August 19, 2006
The bad bastard is someone who doesn’t give a fuck and consumes a lot of alcohol regularly, also works for the council and can be regularly heard shouting “I am the council” to ward off any unwanted advances from danger, also is a Casanova of the ladies as he says “not being weird but ......” Is how he catches his prey off guard usually a shots girl in a red dress he is a roofer for the council
THE BAD BASTARD
I went to the pub last night and was a right bad bastard,
You should always aim to be a bad bastard of the nights out
I went to the pub last night and was a right bad bastard,
You should always aim to be a bad bastard of the nights out
by The real bad bastard April 13, 2020
Someone who does not know how to make up a definition for words.
Yes im talking to you whoever it is that writes those stupid definitions.
Yes im talking to you whoever it is that writes those stupid definitions.
by Repercussions March 26, 2003