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Bad Bastard 

A Bad Bastard is a middle aged Obese Man, Who grunts and sweats alot when doing work with little physical demand. They also have areas of fat located on the back of there neck which are pure fat rolls. Bad Bastards come in various types and also have a passion for coffee and motorbikes apart from Kawasakis which are known to them as KawaCrappys. Bad Bastards make terrible jokes and pride themselves on Burping and Farting out loud no matter what the occasion. They also have distinct "M" shaped haircut with no fashion sense. Another distinct element of the Bad Bastards is singing terrible made up songs at the top of there lungs all while playing x-box. when feeling agressive, they spit and swear and talk about leaving there homes for good or beating or "banging skulls" together or shoving objects up there arses. They also like to think they have a reputation in there area. They also hate benefit scroungers
"You see that Fat Man there, He is a real Bad Bastard!"
"How do you know?"
"he farted out-loud and shoved something up his arse,"
Bad Bastard by Ian Bad Bastard August 6, 2012
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bad bastard 

Worse than your average bastard. Slightly esoteric, used occasionally in the west of Ireland.
See that hairy lad over there, he's a bad bastard.
bad bastard by Bidsey August 19, 2006

The bad bastard 

The bad bastard is someone who doesn’t give a fuck and consumes a lot of alcohol regularly, also works for the council and can be regularly heard shouting “I am the council” to ward off any unwanted advances from danger, also is a Casanova of the ladies as he says “not being weird but ......” Is how he catches his prey off guard usually a shots girl in a red dress he is a roofer for the council
THE BAD BASTARD

I went to the pub last night and was a right bad bastard,

You should always aim to be a bad bastard of the nights out

Big Bad Bastard 

Someone who does not know how to make up a definition for words.
Yes im talking to you whoever it is that writes those stupid definitions.
You're okay at writing definitions at least your not a Big Bad Bastard.
Big Bad Bastard by Repercussions September 22, 2006

badbastard

A breakfast meal consisting of one dozen or more food items.
That badbastard this morning gave me righteous diarrhea.
badbastard by WOTWIDTCI April 14, 2003
A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.
1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.
Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016
Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

Eternity leave 

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
Word of the Day on July 23, 2026