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bacon sandwich 

her pussy looks like a flapping bacon sandwich

Bacon Sandwich 

One of, if not, the most peng british meals to ever go. Americans make fun of it for being bland but that’s because it isn’t diabetic or it doesn’t cause obesity after one bite. That’s all what fat Americans eat. They are served with sauce mainly Ketchup or Brown sauce but if it’s with like salad cream or mayo then that’s just mank
“Ay mate want a bacon sandwich?”
“Cheers bro, I’ll have with some HP brown please”

Bacon Sandwich 

A nickname for an Australian woman, because they are so delicious and everyone wants to eat them.
You see that girl, Dara, over there? She's australian. She's a total bacon sandwich.
Bacon Sandwich by Murphyllama September 6, 2023

Bacon Sandwich 

Person (usually male) who, though cool in most other respects, has the motor nerve control of cooked pork, i.e., none whatsoever.
Dude have you ever seen Ian ski?

Yeah man, total bacon sandwich. I'm surprised he hasn't killed himself yet.
Bacon Sandwich by Moo Ass March 27, 2009

Vertical Bacon sandwich (VBS)

a derogatory yet hilarious term for the female genitalia.
'lets go extract the mayonnaise from some Vertical bacon sandwich (VBS)tonight'

vertical bacon sandwich 

A vagina where the lips are so big and flabby they stick out of the bottom like bacon falling out of a vertical bacon sandwich.
Did you go down on that chick?

No, I was going to but i thought it would be like eating a vertical bacon sandwich.
vertical bacon sandwich by Muivirt August 30, 2006
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A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008
Word of the Day on November 9, 2026

No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
Word of the Day on November 8, 2026
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