Bacon Bacon 

To masturbate with bacon then eat it after.

I cant believe she just did a bacon bacon!!

Bacon Bacon by Dotsamin January 12, 2009

Iggy Bacon Bacon 

A weird add-on to make a sentence more awkward, especially if you are talking to someone you make uncomfortable

Happy Valentine's Day... Iggy Bacon Bacon... Happy Valentine's Day...

Iggy Bacon Bacon by Awwzii February 26, 2020

Bacon on Bacon 

The act of using greasy bacon to stimulate the taint, which is also called the "bacon strip," and afterward consuming the bacon as well as orally enjoying the leftover bacon grease and flavor.

Also can be used simply with bacon flavored lube which requires less preparation and therefore can be more spur of the moment. However it is ultimately less satisfying for both participants sans bacon.

"Honey do you need me to pick you up anything from the store?"

"how about some extra thick maple bacon for some bacon on bacon action tonight?"

"what's bacon on bacon?"

"you'll see..."

Bacon on Bacon by Umberto Baggio September 21, 2012

Bacon wrapped bacon

The best with the best

I love bacon wrapped bacon

Bacon wrapped bacon by Annabananaisthebest January 17, 2021

can of bacon 

Someone who never knows what they're saying and always doing something dumb

"Why are you drinking bleach, you're such a can of bacon"

can of bacon by Bill Woods January 1, 2017

Gay bacon

Those rainbow candy strips that look like bacon but gayer.

"Mm that's some good gay bacon"

Gay bacon by anonymoooooouse November 4, 2018

There's no bacon 

The best answer ever to any question starting with "What's wrong with"

Person 1: What's wrong with this picture?
Person 2: There's no bacon

Hilarity ensues

There's no bacon by Andrew Brown September 27, 2005