Babywitch

A term originally used as an insult against teenagers who think that Witchcraft is not just a practice but can give you supernatural powers; the phrase is commonly used on TikTok to describe someone new to Wicca or Witchcraft. Usually, a person referring to themselves as a Babywitch is very young and hasn't done any research on actual Witchcraft or Wicca.

Priest: This 14-year-old girl came to me and asked if I could teach her how to make someone fall in love with her, do you know her?
Council: Don't mind her, she's just a babywitch and probably thinks Magick is like the magic from Harry Potter.

by ruhrgur March 29, 2022

Bagewitch

A bagel sandwich. What else would it be?

Jissy: bro how many slices of meat does your bagewitch have
Me: 24 and that doesn’t even include the cheese

by UnqualifiedGiraffe September 29, 2020

Mormon Baywatch

When a woman has to run, and covers her cleavage with her hand, giving a very "G" rated version of a Baywatch intro.

She was in very tall heels, and doing the Mormon Baywatch, but I could still see some bounce...

by chrisfromlawschool2 January 26, 2011

baywatched

Adj. The act of purposely ruining someone's chance at scoring with someone of the opposite sex.

I was doing good with Sara then Todd came over and totally creeped her out. She thinks I'm a total creeper now. He baywatched me!

by ryder9graf July 15, 2014

body like baywatch, face like crimewatch

Used to describe a man/woman who has a very attractive body which is let down by a face that looks like a mug shot.
This is a word play on two popular TV shows in the UK, Baywatch with muscled and tanned bodies and crimewatch a TV show highlighting criminal activity with many mug shots of scary looking offenders or wanted criminals.

See also BayCrime

She has a body like baywatch and a face like crimewatch.

by world March 22, 2005

Baywatch

porn for adolescents

Have you seen Yasmine Bleeth running down the beach in slow motion?

by L.J. July 11, 2003

body off baywatch, face off crime watch

This describes a girl with an amazing body but an ugly face. see Skeletor

Can also be "body FROM baywatch, face FROM crime watch"

Itz the sort of thing teenage boyz snigger about with their matez but wouldnt actually go say it 2 the girl in question.

"that girl has a body off baywatch, face off crime watch, shame..."

by PedroXL September 30, 2006