Baby pant

When a person is such a baby, that their babiness level of being a baby is immeasurable by baby standards.

Did you see Laura today? She is such an F'in baby pants!

by Truthdoctorjd May 28, 2018

Baby Panther

Noun. The opposite of a cougar. i.e. A young female who lusts over an older male, not necessarily for their money.

Men who count as "baby panther prey" are men who are at least 20+ years older than the baby panther herself.

Person A: "Man, I fucking love Christoph Waltz."
Person B: "He's probably old enough to be your grandfather."
Person A: "He can speak four languages and he's gorgeous."
Person B: "You're such a baby panther."

by nemothebabypantherhbic December 23, 2009

Baby Pantries

If you break it down, its easy. Babies drink from tits to get their food. Normal humans eat from pantries to get their food. Therefore, another term for breasts, is Baby Pantries, because they are a babies pantry.

Look at those Baby Pantries.

I'd like to dance on those Baby Pantries with my mouth

by Roundhouse Cutback January 12, 2012

baby pants

Really, really small pants.

Holy gerund! You are wearing baby pants!

I tried some baby pants on yesterday and it caused blood to squirt out of my femoral artery!

I lost my testicles in a baby pants accident.

by Jerry the Gerbilizer February 11, 2005

Missy "Baby Cakes" Pantalones

n. A extremely cute, loving, beautiful, fun and perfect wiggler who enjoys apples.

aka... THE BESTEST!!!

Missy "Baby Cakes" Pantalones partied with the Care Bears all night.

by MisterP January 12, 2008

Caspar Babypants

It's like the Cousin Pam, only in reverse. A male and a female are having sex, and the female leaves, and her step-brother comes in and gets on top of the blindfolded guy...with his butt.

Doug got Caspar Babypants'd by Elaine last night. Her step-brother, Ralph...he needed that.

by faultypancake August 25, 2011

Babypantz

Word for your girlfriend,wife,babys momma or some chick you trying to get some spank from! Booyah!

"Yo Babypantz, come ova here and get some!" "Sup Babypantz whats up wit you,holla at a playa"! "Yo Babypantz,make me some supper before I slap that ass!You know what time It is!"

by Matt Sharrock June 11, 2008