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The act of placing a crisp dollar bill on the palm of one's hand and wiping a Strippy's puss with it as if you were wiping a baby's ass.
Yo did you see Nick "Baby Wipe" that strippy last night at Gua Gua's?
Baby Wipe by Strippies May 20, 2014
Words you can keep
The term “baby wipe” can be used to reference something you might smell after doing cocaine; referenced by ski mask slump god
Bruh this coke got me wondering where there’s a baby wipe at
Baby Wipe by Mami. A September 8, 2018
a kid who is a ass wipe
u call adults ass wipes and kids baby wipes
"did that kid just smack u?"
"yeah that baby wipe"
baby wipe by latrisha February 16, 2008
A pre-moistened, pre-packaged tissue used to wipe up whatever leftover sperm does not get licked, slurped, swallowed or eaten during a gangbang or orgy.
The use of baby wipes in porn only rubs in for all the spilled spermies that they will never get to make a baby.
Baby wipe by bitchuck August 30, 2024

Baby wipe bath

A quick and dirty way to clean yourself outside of a normal bathing situation (e.g. a festival, a service station toilet, in the car on the way to work). Frequently used by festival goers when the provided facilities are less than desirable.
"Oh my GOD I have the worst case of festivalfanny. I need to stop having baby wipe baths and have a real shower!"
Baby wipe bath by larkusto February 6, 2010

Baby Wipe Whore 

Those girls who come over for the "rodeo," then clean themselves up with baby wipes and leave immediately after.
Isn't necessarily a bad thing; could also apply to guys.
God, I love baby wipe whores. They just clean up and go home.
I thought she was a relationship girl. I guess she's just a baby wipe whore.
Baby Wipe Whore by PG13 August 19, 2013

Hillbilly baby wipe 

When one is without toilet paper and or baby wipes, they must “hillbilly baby wipe” themselves. Simply spit on your fingers run them through your ass hole and you have completed the hillbilly baby wipe.
“ damnit frank we’re out of tp! Well don’t be a pussy just hillbilly baby wipe ya self!”
Hillbilly baby wipe by Gbomb69 February 15, 2021
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
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Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
Word of the Day on September 5, 2026
(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
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