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Baby tripper 

One who is still a virgin in the eyes of intoxication to the point of no return. Once you close your eyes you see a barrage of shapes twirling circular motions towards your retina while slowly entering your cerebral cortex and slowly begin to realize that you are not you in human form, but in fact you are a baby. Basically, a nice way to say you can't hang.
If you're reading this and tripping out, you are probably a baby tripper.
Baby tripper by lolyeaok August 30, 2012

Trapper keeper baby 

When a trifling psycho bitch goes and gets pregnant by some random dude and then lie to the poor bastard that's trying to ditch her ass just so he sticks around. If you were born by this crazy ho, sadly you are a trapper keeper baby. If you are a trapper keeper baby, then thank and worship Maury Povich for exposing bat shit crazy broads like your mother.
I knew I was a trapper keeper baby when my mom told me she gets syndication checks from being a consistent guest on Maury Povich.

babytripper

One who supervises a tripped-out colleague in order to prevent severe damage to either the aforementioned colleague or the immediate area around said colleague
Dude, it'll be fine. I've got a babytripper with me.
babytripper by loopy mctrip August 10, 2009

babystripper 

stripper :says to the customer your a loud drunk customer replies how woud you know your just a babystripper
babystripper by cow whore December 27, 2024