Baby Daddy Bullshit

When a father, who is no long with the mother of his child or children, acts out. Usually upon seperation with the mother of his child or children. This usually involves taking drastic measures in order to prove a point or to show ownership which he no longer has any.

1. Quitting his first job in 3 years to prove he's not gonna, "pay your rent" when all you asked for was help buying diapers. Even though you supported him for 4 years before you broke up. This is baby daddy bullshit.
2. Showing up at your home all hours of the night claiming to want to see their kid/s when they know that the child or children go to bed at 9:00PM.This is baby daddy bullshit.
3. Going through his baby mama's phone when she's not looking during schedule visitations or arrange drop offs of the child or children, then calling or texting which ever persons number they find to tell them that they are the baby daddy and that they better leave her alone. This is baby daddy bullshit.

Baby Daddy Bullshit by EmmaJeanius July 6, 2010

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016

Stroad

Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.

Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!

Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012