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Baby Cactus

A woman's pubic area when it has been shaved and left for 4 days or more.
Arthur: "Why are you being such a douche?"

Matt: "My girlfriend is mad at me, and now she has a baby cactus going on!"
Baby Cactus by GrosBilodeau March 4, 2011

Babycation

A vacation you go on while pregnant as one last trip before the baby comes.
"We're going on a babycation to Vegas before the baby comes and ruins our lives!" She said happily.
Babycation by Krustykrax September 17, 2017

babycation

Time off from work taken by new parents to go to the hospital/birthing center/Wal Mart/North of US Border in order to give birth to a baby. A babycation optionally includes extra time to get used to having a baby at home. This time is used to get used to getting no sleep, and adjusting to the nigh constant smell of putrid milk associated with baby spit-up.
"Silas' wife is going into labor! Looks like he'll be out for a couple weeks for a babycation."
babycation by jackalheart August 12, 2012