A woman's pubic area when it has been shaved and left for 4 days or more.
Arthur: "Why are you being such a douche?"
Matt: "My girlfriend is mad at me, and now she has a baby cactus going on!"
A woman whose thighs are not touching making her private parts magically float in between her legs.
Cooper: "Man Im so sore from yoga"
Dan : "Dude, you do yoga?"
Cooper: " Sure do, the instructor has the sweetest Flying Carpet"
Dan: "When's your next class?"