Baby Baster

A guy who bastes the fetus of a pregnant woman with his spunk after coitus.

Not wanting to waste a perfectly private hospital room, Joe (a baby baster) blasted his girlfriend's baby one last time before her delivery.

by SMG Quakertown January 14, 2010

turkey baster baby

A child produced through artificial insemination.

After days of his wife's pleading to have another child so McGruff would have someone to play with, Jason grabbed a 30-pack out of the fridge, picked up the keys to his tractor, and told his wife to go get a turkey baster baby.

by Mike Payne April 3, 2008

Baby Basher

A slang word for a person who likes to have sex with young teens. Can also be used to talk about a pedophile

1. I cant belive John is talking to that girl, she looks like shes 15! Fuckin baby basher.

2. I couldn't belive it when I found out a baby basher moved in down the street.

by Seth Price May 21, 2008

Babybatter

n; Semen, Cum , Spooge , Nut , Nutbutter , Lil'swimmers ,Manbatter. Man milk

I shot a load of babybatter on that bitches face last nite!!

by A. Reyes August 16, 2004

Babybatter spread

When you have reach an erection and have rubbed to hard and a slow white paste has left the tip of the penis and have to spread your dingdong across a flat object.

Yo bro I had to do a babybatter spread last night

On a towel tho right

Nah Jessica's stomach

by 2t0y2le1r February 7, 2021

Babybatter

Junk that shoots out your cock at 28mph after said cock has been played with, tickled, stroked, touched, fucked, sucked...etc. etc.

Sister: Mmmm. So salty!

Man: Oh yeah! Its almost thier. Ahh, ooh, uh-huh, little more.....

Mans cock: Spraying copius amounts jizz all over the place!

Man: Thank you soooo much. That felt great! Sorry about all of the babybatter all over you. We'll have to do this again, Sis!

by lick the bag bitch August 10, 2022