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From the Yorkshire word Bab, meaning poo/shit.
In other words, as good as slapping a shit.
"that album is absolute babslap"
Babslap by Babslapper February 27, 2019
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With your ball sack stretched over the mouth and nose of the receiver you then grab the base of your cock and slap them between the eyes and forehead with the tip. Works best when erect or semi pudged.

Zach: Dude did you see that? I BatSlapped LB so hard it left a red mark on her forehead.

Tom: That was so funny!

Chris: Awesome
BatSlap by Bat-Wing March 23, 2009
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When your balls hit your gooch and make a slap sound
i was in class and i airhumped and i bagslaped
Bagslap by giggidygoo4u May 24, 2006
(Verb) The act of slapping ones "bag" or "meat" on anothers facial region. Often as part of an act of homosexual delight.
"Say brah, that guy looks like he needs a bagslap, mmmmmm"

"f'serious"
Bagslap by Grillz July 21, 2008
(Verb) The act of slapping ones "bag" or "meat" on anothers facial region. Often as part of an act of homosexual delight.

Also a term used to describe the internet phenomenon www.bagslap.com
"Say brah, that guy looks like he needs a bagslap, mmmmmm"

"f'serious"
Bagslap by Grillz July 21, 2008
To be kicked by a bay area clan.
I was playing on a bay area(Clan) on counter-strike. When someone "Slaped me" hence, "bayslap" off the server.
bayslap by Wildsnail July 9, 2006

bagslapper 

When you take a shit but your turd stands straight up and falls over and hits your balls.
Person A: "Man i just experienced a bagslapper"
Person B: "a what now?"
Person A: "my turd hit my balls and theyre now covered in shit"
bagslapper by Indestinate February 26, 2024
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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