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“BZU“ nennt man eine Anstalt im Gebiet Uster ZH.
Für gewöhnlich handelt es sich bei BZU um eine Irrenanstalt und/oder ein Sammelpunkt für hilflose vollidioten, welche versuchen die LAP/Matura zu bestehen.
In vergangenen Jahren war „BZU“ ein sammelbegriff für „Frachthafen“ oder „Gefängnis“
Hey du bist im BZU?
- Ja ich habe keine Zukunft“
BZU by bzu_memes November 24, 2021
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Expression of confusion/shock/astonishment. Usually following with a question mark and exclamation point.

Phonetic verbalisation. Similar to wtf?
Half the country voted him back into power even after they knew he was an idiot. Bzuh?!
bzuh by no one someone November 23, 2006
Related Words
BZU • bzuh • bzukr • BZURP • bzuz • bžundit • b'zugda hiara • B'z Up
A bzurp is the sound made when your press the lower half of your face into a part of someone's belly, ass cheeks, arm or any other body part with large surface mass.

Also called a "raspberry".

The quality of the act of performing a bzurp is rated by the level of "bzurpage". The level of the volume made during the act, along with the duration are the benchmarks used to identify quality bzurpage.
That girl has mad bzurpage. I bzurped her so good, it sounded like an Oprah Winfrey chili dog fart!
BZURP by S.J. Friedman October 13, 2005
meaning, crazy and stupid or trying to be ghetto
Man that boy is so bzukr
bzukr by Johny Doopy May 13, 2005

bžundit 

Dělat srandu/vtípek/legrajdu
Dneska dávají Ulici, to budeme ale bžundit.
Petr měl marušku a tak bžundil.
bžundit by Rodlan May 11, 2020
Bzuz is bsas but sus
Ohhh no stop being bzuz
bzuz by shaniqua Simone October 14, 2021
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