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“BZU“ nennt man eine Anstalt im Gebiet Uster ZH.
Für gewöhnlich handelt es sich bei BZU um eine Irrenanstalt und/oder ein Sammelpunkt für hilflose vollidioten, welche versuchen die LAP/Matura zu bestehen.
In vergangenen Jahren war „BZU“ ein sammelbegriff für „Frachthafen“ oder „Gefängnis“
Hey du bist im BZU?
- Ja ich habe keine Zukunft“
BZU by bzu_memes November 24, 2021
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Expression of confusion/shock/astonishment. Usually following with a question mark and exclamation point.

Phonetic verbalisation. Similar to wtf?
Half the country voted him back into power even after they knew he was an idiot. Bzuh?!
bzuh by no one someone November 23, 2006
Related Words
BZU bzuh bzukr BZURP bzuz bžundit
A bzurp is the sound made when your press the lower half of your face into a part of someone's belly, ass cheeks, arm or any other body part with large surface mass.

Also called a "raspberry".

The quality of the act of performing a bzurp is rated by the level of "bzurpage". The level of the volume made during the act, along with the duration are the benchmarks used to identify quality bzurpage.
That girl has mad bzurpage. I bzurped her so good, it sounded like an Oprah Winfrey chili dog fart!
BZURP by S.J. Friedman October 13, 2005
meaning, crazy and stupid or trying to be ghetto
Man that boy is so bzukr
bzukr by Johny Doopy May 13, 2005

bžundit 

Dělat srandu/vtípek/legrajdu
Dneska dávají Ulici, to budeme ale bžundit.
Petr měl marušku a tak bžundil.
bžundit by Rodlan May 11, 2020
Bzuz is bsas but sus
Ohhh no stop being bzuz
bzuz by shaniqua Simone October 14, 2021

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026