breadman

An evil and irate man who bakes bread. He will not rest until all the peoples of the earth feast upon his multi-seeded bread, toasted, with raspberry jam. He flits like a ghost between the racks of bread in his bakery and browbeats his assistants when they attempt to - as he perceives it - undervalue his produce.

I saw the Breadman today. He's baked a gingerbread man that looks just like me, and it's hanging above the shelf. I'm scared.

by breadmanalert October 2, 2007

Breadman

Someone with 𝗔𝗹𝗼𝘁 of money

"I heard Jessica's boyfriend is a breadman"

by WetGod March 10, 2021

Breadman

An absolute legend who ALWAYS has damp *folds*

Random guy: Who was the baddie that just walked by?
Other Random Guy: Oh! That’s Breadman! Fucking Legend!

by yomommasgf March 18, 2021

breadman

a misheard pronunciation of breath mint.

person 1: would you like a polo
person 2: what’s that?
person 1: it’s a breath mint
person 2: who’s a breadman?
person 1: you’re an idiot

by sudaaaaaa March 9, 2022

BREADMAN MUGHEES

A bread man who is a man who denies his homosexuality

OMG ITS a BREADMAN MUGHEES he is so... blah

by ulard November 13, 2022

the ninja bread man

a ginger bread man completely covered in black icing, this is 900% more deadly than the original ginger bread man, hence his catchphrase.

"run run as fast as you, it doesn't matter i'm probaly waiting in a toaster to kill you"

"what do u think killed him detective?"

"this could only be the work of THE NINJA BREAD MAN .........god help us all"

by pigaloo September 30, 2009

breadtangle

An Italian-esque serving of pizza sometimes headlining lunch at cheerleader, so and so, whats her face, and the ugly one's school.

Not to be confused with the breadpazoid, breadallelogram, or brhombus.

"And lunch today will be a breadtangle of pizza..."

by doregard January 18, 2005