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An evil and irate man who bakes bread. He will not rest until all the peoples of the earth feast upon his multi-seeded bread, toasted, with raspberry jam. He flits like a ghost between the racks of bread in his bakery and browbeats his assistants when they attempt to - as he perceives it - undervalue his produce.
I saw the Breadman today. He's baked a gingerbread man that looks just like me, and it's hanging above the shelf. I'm scared.
by breadmanalert September 18, 2007
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The idiot of the day. The dumbest human to ever be in existence.
David is being the bread man today, he thought his socks go on his hands.
by Wizard of trees February 27, 2018
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