An evil and irate man who bakes bread. He will not rest until all the peoples of the earth feast upon his multi-seeded bread, toasted, with raspberry jam. He flits like a ghost between the racks of bread in his bakery and browbeats his assistants when they attempt to - as he perceives it - undervalue his produce.
I saw the Breadman today. He's baked a gingerbread man that looks just like me, and it's hanging above the shelf. I'm scared.
by breadmanalert September 18, 2007
by WetGod March 10, 2021
Random guy: Who was the baddie that just walked by?
Other Random Guy: Oh! That’s Breadman! Fucking Legend!
Other Random Guy: Oh! That’s Breadman! Fucking Legend!
by yomommasgf March 18, 2021
by ulard November 13, 2022
person 1: would you like a polo
person 2: what’s that?
person 1: it’s a breath mint
person 2: who’s a breadman?
person 1: you’re an idiot
person 2: what’s that?
person 1: it’s a breath mint
person 2: who’s a breadman?
person 1: you’re an idiot
by sudaaaaaa March 9, 2022